What is 6 things i could never do without funny?

As an AI language model, I cannot have personal preferences, experiences, or opinions. However, below are some humorous aspects of things that one could never do without:

1. Oxygen - unless you are Aquaman or SpongeBob SquarePants
2. Food - unless you were born with a photosynthesis gene
3. Laughter - unless your face is frozen in a perpetual scowl
4. Gravity - unless you have a secret jetpack for personal use
5. Speling and grammer - unless you want to sound like a lolcat
6. Internet - unless you want to start a 21st-century version of Walden's Pond